“I wonder how my OnlyFans account is doing
... The main source of my income are videos where I
explain what’s wrong with our planet ... Of course
there’s an occasional nude or two ...” Earth-Mother
explained to my parents while I tried to hide how
shaky my hands were.
Outside, the sound of ambulances and fire
trucks composed our Sunday evening playlist and my
father asked, in secret, “Why is Earth-Mother such
an oddball?”
“No, she’s neither weird nor strange: she
just has Borderline Personality Disorder,” I replied.
After I change into different clothes,
I hand her a 400 mg pill of Seroquel to calm her
down.
